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What follows is entirely my personal opinion, and the personal opinions of respondants. We could all be wrong.

Microsoft Fires Mac Fan For Blog Photo

29 October 2003 • 12:55 PT BY Pariah Burke

Mind • Thought

Once again, be careful what you blog. The most innocuous thing may get you fired, just like Michael Hanscom of Seattle, WA, recently terminated by Microsoft for mentioning that MSCopy (the Microsoft in-house print shop) was located in the same building as Shipping & Receiving.

Before condemning Microsoft for being an evil, paranoid ogre, you should know that Microsoft is not unique. Look at your own non-disclosure agreement with your employer. Consider your employer’s own security practices and policies, many of which you won’t know about until you violate them. Then consider how your employer might, in the most liberal sense, interpret those undisclosed security and confidentiality policies and procedures. Microsoft acting no differently than many other modern companies act.

Mr. Hanscom was fired by a company that overvalues its own information, the fact that it was Microsoft is irrelevant.

eclecticism > Of blogging and unemployment

It seems that my post is seen by Microsoft Security as being a security violation. The picture itself might have been permissible, but because I also mentioned that I worked at the MSCopy print shop, and which building it was in, it pushed me over the line. Merely removing the post was also not an option — I offered, and my manager said that he had asked the same thing — but the only option afforded me was to collect any personal belongings I had at my workstation and be escorted out the door.

High-tech companies—not just technology companies, mind you—are so paranoid nowadays about information security that we accept that our e-mail will be read, our desks are subject to search, and our IT departments will sweep our computers for unauthorized materials. Playing Big Brother to employees is a necessary evil for corporations today; sacrificing all expectations of privacy outside the bathroom (and some within) are the new costs of doing business for employees.

Saturday Slant: Feeling Sexy

25 October 2003 • 10:09 PT BY Pariah Burke

Saturday Slant

week 34

What do you put on to feel sexy?

Lingerie, of course, is designed to make us feel sexy, but what do you put on just for you, that others may never notice, to make yourself feel sexy? Tell your readers about one particular item (or set of items) that you put on to impress yourself rather than the outside world, to inspire sensuality in yourself. Is it a particular set of under garments? Perhaps wearing your hair a new and provocative way? Does an expensive perfume, worn on only the most important of occassions, make you feel sexy?

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Meme: Lulu’s Lines No. 13

22 October 2003 • 22:54 PT BY Pariah Burke

Memes • Fiction

Lulu’s Lines

TRIGGER 2::: The sound of…

The sound of her breathing, gentle as a pussy willow brushed across a child’s cheek, fills my senses. Rising and falling, her chest tugs at my arms like a spring breeze, barely perceptible, yet my entire world all the same. What she dreams I cannot guess, though I will with all my might that it is naught but the safest, most pleasant fantasy of childhood innocence. With sharp regret I lift my hand from where it has lain warmly, naturally upon her breast and gingerly brush a stray lock of spun sunlight from her brow. Beneath her pale lids my love’s eyes follow the path of a dream phantom, the motion reminding me of a mother’s yet-to-be-born pride moving in her belly. Her hair tucked safely away to the side, my hand flutters back to its place, riding her chest in its tidal rise and fall. My arms encircling her lithe frame, our bodies tucked in together like new born kittens, my lover slumbers and dreams. I am wrapped without in her breathing, and within with her breathing. I am in bliss.

Careful not to nudge her shoulder lest I intrude the physical upon the ethereal of her dream, I allow the slope of her pillow to shepherd my face back to its most natural place, nuzzled gently into her neck. Her strawberry blonde hair reaches up to caress my lips, kisses my lashes as my eyes close. In a moment I too am gliding toward slumber once again, wondering where dreams may possibly take me when waking ushers me into paradise.

Meme: Lunes Listy

20 October 2003 • 23:47 PT BY Pariah Burke

Memes • Fiction

Lunes Listy

List the most unconventional ways in which someone has tried to pick you up (or that you’ve used).

Like afterdinnerman, my voice nearly had me picked up.

Many years ago I worked for 411 Directory Assistance in the Tampa, Florida area. I was a supervisor, but I did time on the phones like everyone else. I was the only man amongst 46 women.

Frequently I would get proposals from callers who thought I had a “sexy” or “gentle” voice. Some asked me out for that night; some tried to ascertain which of our five offices I was in and what time I got off work.

Three experiences germaine to the topic stick out my mind:

First, a woman whom we both knew was a few years older than I, and who spoke eloquently and with an educated tongue, offered to take me away for the weekend to The Keys. She was, she promised, more than a little attractive.

Once two early twenty-something women, out clubbing for the night and calling 411 for the number of a cab company, proposed to jointly discover the tongue and (entire) body that belonged to “such a sexy, sultry voice.”

The last (that I shall discuss), was the woman who, though she felt attracted to me herself, believed herself to be too old for me. This being the case, she offered me her daughter. She was rather persistent; when we ended our call she called back a half dozen times, reaching different operators, trying to reach me or convince one of my co-workers to act as matchmaker on her behalf.

I never met up with any of the women (or their daughters) who found themselves attracted to my voice for Directory Assistance.

I’m secure in my choices in that regard, yet at the same time I’m curious about your opinions. Do you think I should have taken any of these women up on their offers?

Meme: Fill-Ins 2

20 October 2003 • 23:20 PT BY Pariah Burke

Memes • Fiction

Brian’s Life Dot Net Journal

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Gunter said that he was going down, but Marnie didn’t like that, so he yanked the spicket to stop this. In defiance, Fuller sang “Feelings” while dancing like a schizaphrenic clown on mescaline. It tweaked his hat and yet Gunter went down and jammed with the deformed mushroom people. “Crazy, daddy-o,” this they said and together they made a fuzzy navel with a jackrabbit and a mango.

Meme: Sexy Saturday 32

20 October 2003 • 23:07 PT BY Pariah Burke

Memes • Fiction

Sexy Saturday: Week 32

Is sex better in a relationship? Is it better when you’re in love?

Oh, yes. Outside of a relationship it can be a lot of fun and be very good, but only through sharing an emotional bond and coming to know oneanother’s likes, dislikes, and erogenous zones can the sex grow to be truly mind-blowing. If one or both partners happen to be empathic or telepathic, making love can be something genuinely phenominal.

Server Issues Resolved

20 October 2003 • 21:45 PT BY Pariah Burke

Mind • Thought

I’ve worked out and resolved the MySQL server issue that kept my blog sedantary throughout this past weekend. Give me a little time and I’ll have responded to everyone’s comments and updated the Saturday Slant page to tie into the below post.

In the meantime, I invite you to check out Jennifer’s really pretty (and well-written) blog: Wild Fl0w3r

Saturday Slant: Film’s Impact On You

18 October 2003 • 12:01 PT BY Pariah Burke

Saturday Slant

week 33

How has a movie impacted your life?

Whether it was recent or ten years ago, film can have a profound impact upon our lives. While a fictional story is not real, it always contains elements of reality to which we can relate. Thereby good fiction can inspire emotion and thought. Great fiction inspires emotion and thought that affects change. Thus the question is posed: How has a film affected change in you and in your life?

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My Father’s Heart, Part 2

11 October 2003 • 18:16 PT BY Pariah Burke

Heart • Soul

Follow up to I Am Pariah - Blog - My Father’s Heart

This past Tuesday my father had an episode, I was told on the phone Wednesday. The episode left him faint and short of breath to the point where he called 911. He was admitted that evening to the closest hospital, though his EKG read normal. Wednesday morning he was transferred to his main hospital whereupon his surgeon opted to advance the surgery by a couple of days and begin that morning.

After a triple-bypass, the surgeons declared my my father as doing “exceptionally well,” and believed they would have him walking again by Monday, perhaps to go home by mid-week.

Saturday Slant: Rainy Day Activity

11 October 2003 • 10:43 PT BY Pariah Burke

Saturday Slant

week 32

What is your favorite rainy day activity?

When you don’t have to work, when the day is all your own, what do you choose to do on a rainy day? Do you: build a fire? Pop in your favorite DVD? Read the latest bestseller? Play board games with the kids? Clean the house? Just what is your favorite rainy day activity when the day belongs entirely to you?

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Avoiding Bat-Belt Syndrome

05 October 2003 • 19:45 PT BY Pariah Burke

Mind • Thought

I found the below on Slashdot, and can definitely relate. While I don’t carry as many of the devices as the below author, I do sometimes feel like I’m wearing a utility belt. This is especially true since everything connects to my belt.

I can’t live without my cell phone—it’s my primary and essential means of communication—and it clips to my belt. Though the phone itself is discreet, it’s holster adds some bulk.

Then there’s my PDA, an iPaq, which, again, is quite slim on it’s own. It needs a carrying case, however, to do more than slip into a pocket where it might be easily damaged. Fortunately, with my custom modified case (started with this case) I’ve been able to eliminate the need for a separate wallet in my back pocket. Now this 5.75″ x 3.5″ x 0.85″ case swinging from the rear of my belt serves the dual role as PDA protection and overall wallet (I’ve never carried cash in a wallet).

Without a jacket or pocketed shirt, I have to carry my cigarettes and Zippo in my front pants pocket. I do have a really nice, biker-style leather cigarette and lighter case that I can clip to my belt or beltloop. This is the oldest of my items, as a matter of fact, the first belt accessory.

Don’t forget my security badge clipped to my belt.

My Father’s Heart

05 October 2003 • 11:26 PT BY Pariah Burke

Heart • Soul

I had begun writing this several days ago, but was unable to finish it. Here it is, as I left it.

It’s been an emotional few days.

When the phone rang Saturday night Strawberry Blonde and I were watching the news in my office; the girls were asleep on the fold-out couch in my living room. It was 11:30, but Caller ID showed a 617 area code. That’s the greater Boston area, where lives my grandmother, aunt, cousin, and estranged father. If the clock read 11:30PM in Oregon, it showed 2:30AM in Boston. I didn’t need to be psychic to know something was wrong.

Saturday Slant: Ambitious Home-Improvement

04 October 2003 • 10:12 PT BY Pariah Burke

Saturday Slant

week 31

What is the most ambitious (or amusing) home/room-improvement project you’ve ever taken on?

Home decoration and make-over shows are all over the television now—”Trading Spaces”, “Changing Rooms”, “While You Were Out”, “Monster House”, “Clean Sweep”, “Surprise By Design”, even MTV has a show wherein popular bands makeover fans’ homes. D.I.Y. home decoration is de rigeur, and everyone is doing it. We’ve all attempted a home or room-improvement project, large or small. Tell your readers about one of yours.

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