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Bumvertising, Next Adsense for Blogs?

22 September 2005 • 19:10 PT BY Pariah S. Burke

Mind • Thought

Although Designorati officially launched to quite a bit of fanfare and a little help from our friends, I have to wonder if we could benefit from a little bumvertising.

Indeed, between the proliferation of sign-weilding homeless at highway off-ramps and the abundance of .Coms in major American cities, thousands of eyes could fall upon an advertising slogan—even if the signs were changed every hour to rotate advertisers. At only US$1-5 a day, the smallest website or blog could easily afford incredible exposure, and those holding the signs could clean up—figuratively and literally.

The Register reports:

A US net entrepreneur has solved his lack of advertising budget problem by paying beggars to stand motionless beside Seattle Highway exit ramps with ads proclaiming his wares, the Seattle Post Intelligencer reports.

Ben Rogovy, 22, wanted to promote his website for poker fans, but was a bit short in the wonga department. Inspiration struck, however, when he was looking at a cardboard sign commonly held by bums hoping for a hand-out beside the city’s freeway exits.

Rogovy explained: “So much traffic goes by these sign holders, I thought, ‘Wouldn’t it be cool if they could advertise themselves and me at the same time?’ ”

Rogovy now has around 12 vagrants “Bumvertising” his site. He pays them “a bit of food and water, plus $1 to $5, according to each beggar’s relative value, based largely on traffic patterns”.

Rogovy admitted: “I am fascinated by these people, out there from dawn to dusk. Some of them were working longer days than I was.”

Here in Portland, Oregon (Seattle’s groovier neighbor just to the south), every highway off-ramp sports homeless—some legitimately down on ther luck, some wearing $150 sneakers and watches better than mine—standing in shifts (you can see them change shifts, passing the signs between early-shift-bum and afternoon-shift-bum at 14:30 Pacific Time). They hold up cardboard signs with tons of wasted space. In the hands of a professional designer, those signs could be made to include any advertising slogan.

It could be the best advertising system since Google AdSense!

Hmm…

(I’m kidding, of course. Although the Register story is legit.)

A Crush on Chicago

16 September 2005 • 19:55 PT BY Pariah S. Burke

Heart • Soul

Boy do I love Chicago! The smells, sights, sounds, and people… Had I not a family and deepening roots in Portland (Oregon), I would move to Chicago in an instant.

After a week doing InDesign CS2 consulting just outside the city, I took today to go downtown. It wasn’t my first trip to Chicago, but I love it more with each visit.

I visited the Field’s Museum of Natural History, finally seeing the Tsavo lions—a long-time desire of mine. After that I strolled Lake Michigan, ate lunch by Buckingham Fountain, and people-watched in Centennial Park. Then I walked around the city a bit, filling my lungs with her familiar and distinctive scent. Finally, I ended my evening with people watching on the L—the Chicago subway system—as I rode the blue line to its end at O’Hare.

On the L I did something I haven’t in years, not since I lived in Boston and commuted on the T, Boston’s subway.

Irony of Epic (Records) Proportions

09 September 2005 • 19:38 PT BY Pariah S. Burke

Mind • Thought

This week I finally broke down and bought my first iPod. I was giddy with the heady combination of both music and gadget geekery as I rushed it home Thursday evening. Sunday I leave for a week in Chicago, and the thought of listening to the Chemical Method, Peter Gabriel, and Blue Murder during the flights to and fro was euphoric. No more airplane tunes! All my favorites would be but a thumb’s swipe away.

At home I unpacked it, flipped briefly through the manual, and plugged in its power supply.

Fluidly—like chocolate gushing down Wonka’s waterfall—my fingers moved across the keyboard, answering e-mail, taking care of the business before I could play. In scant moments I was about to connect the USB cable that will funnel forty gigabytes of music from my external harddrive to my new pocket jukebox.

Fzzzt!

Let me explain.

MP3 Player Knockoff Laughs

01 September 2005 • 15:00 PT BY Pariah S. Burke

Mind • Thought

I laughed hard at this Gizmodo story:

Frugal people (like myself) would say that counterfeit products is probably the best gift giving idea ever, especially if the person receiving the fake has no clue whether it is real or not. Well, now my Christmas worries are over. Some Korean MP3 player manufacturers are complaining about the Chinese companies who are making knockoffs of their products…. Looks like my family are all getting brand new Prodo bags and Sumsang MP3 players this year!

 

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