I’m not one for bathroom humor, but this is extra special, and simply must be shared.
This afternoon I was holding and petting my cat, Chloe. As is often the way, I held her like a baby—on her back, cradled in my arms. While my left arm supported her weight, my right upper arm acted as foot rest for her hind paws. Suddenly she gently pushed my arm away a bit, spread her hind legs slightly, let her tail droop away, and… farted. Pvrhhtt.
It was hysterical!
I have never before heard (or smelled) Chloe flatulate, yet she did it today—in my arms, no less!
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Annie
I used to have a cat who farted whenever she got excited, so you’d have her on your lap, she’d be kneading her paws and you’d be stroking her, and suddenly this awful smell! I’ve never heard of another cat doing it though. She would also fetch, if you threw a silver paper ball for her.
B
Who gives a shit if your cat farted. Its fart grow the F@#k up won’t you.
Saria-Donut
you have nasty long hair..ewwwww- it’s not even like hippie hair! It’s like hill billy long hair, lol!
Saria-Donut
but my old kitty would fart too…so that’s cool that your cat farts, lol!!
Gino
My cat Pius farted the second day we had him home. I was so worried the first day because he just stayed under the sofa and I thought something was wrong. Then I kind of coaxed him out. We played for a while then he ran into the kitchen and gulped down his food. He then tried to get into this closet in our second bedroom. Kept meeowing and meeownig and trying to get his paws under the door. At one point he sort of stood up and leaned against the door. Must have been the angle or the way he wolfed down his food—I hear this human sounding fart. It must have startled both of us. Then the smell! I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard!