I’ve been following the Washingtonienne (aka Jessica Cutler, aka Washington Staff Ass) sex scandal saga. For the hell of it, I thought I’d give it to you just in case you…
A) Hadn’t heard about it, and;
B) Gave a damn.
For me, it was a trivial diversion from work for a few days.
So here’s the story:
Two weeks ago a new blog appears. It was written by an anonymous entry-level staffer who worked in the office of a Republican Senator on Capitol Hill. Dubbing herself Washingtonienne, the blogger wrote about her sexual exploits, which included carrying on active sexual relationships with six men. One she identified as “F=Married man who pays [her] for sex. Chief of Staff at one of the gov agencies, appointed by Bush”. Another she claimed paid her $400 USD for a nooner.
Last week Wonkette outed the Washingtonienne as Jessica Cutler, 24 year old Syracuse graduate and Staff Assistant to Senator Michael Dewine (R-Ohio). On friday, 21 May, following the public outting, the Washingtonienne was fired. Within hours she gave an interview to the Washington Post.
Since then, everyone has been speculating as to the identities of her six partners, whom she identified in an 11 May blog entry as follows:
Quote from her blog on May 11:
By popular demand, I have finally created a key to keeping my sex life straight.
In alpha order:
AJ=The intern in my office whom I want to fuck.
F=Married man who pays me for sex. Chief of Staff at one of the gov agencies, appointed by Bush.
J=Lost my virginity to him and fell in love. Dude who has been driving me crazy since 1999. Lives in Springfield, IL. Flies halfway across the country to fuck me, then I don’t hear from him for weeks.
MD=Dude from the Senate office I interned in Jan. thru Feb. Hired me as an intern. Broke up my relationship w/ MK (see below).
MK=Serious, long-term boyfriend whom I lived with since 2001. Disastrous break up in March, but still seeing each other.
R=AKA “Threesome Dude.” Somebody I would rather forget about.
RS=My new office bf with whom I am embroiled in an office sex scandal. The current favorite.
W=A sugar daddy who wants nothing but anal. Keep trying to end it with him, but the money is too good.
Shit. I’m fucking six guys. Ewww.
Ricky thinks he knows who most of them are.
If you’re interested, here’s a blogroll to get all the dirt.
Washington Post says Washingtonienne partners may have reason to fear HIV (scroll down on page)
Wonkette:
Washington’s Other W Twins
Washingtonienne or Not?
Washingtonienne: Eliminated by Process
Washingtonienne: Process of Elimination
Save Washingtonienne! Or: We Are All Washingtonienne Now
Washingtonienne: Aren’t You Bored Yet?
Would You Sell Sex to This Man?
Washingtonienne: We Thought We Knew You
Washingtonienne: Wonkette Works the Phones.
Washingtonienne: Back from Monkeyfishing
Washingtonienne: Not Fired, Gone Monkeyfishing?
Washingtonienne A.P.B.
Washingtonienne’s Former Day Job
The Lost Washingtonienne (WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE, ETC., ETC.)
We Love You, Washingtonienne
Where is Washingtonienne?
A Girl After Our Own Heart (She’s So Getting a Book Deal Out of This)
Seattlite
What a bimbo!
Here’s an excerpt from her blog, expressing her oh so deep thinking:
“I have a “glamour job” on the Hill. That is, I could not care less about government or politics, but working for a Senator looks good on my resume. And these marble hallways are such great places for meeting boys and showing off my outfits!”